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Comment on Wherein our long pizza delivery nightmare has finally reached a middle by nat

nat — Wed, 27 May 2026 00:14:58 +0000

my favorite part was when delivery drivers would show up before the order hit the pos

Comment on Wherein we have a gallery of dick pix by Nicholas Avenell

Nicholas Avenell — Sat, 02 May 2026 19:56:52 +0000

In reply to Scott Robinson. About 15 years ago a friend of mine worked for a company that put trivia machines in pubs (UK), which had a "High Score" page that took your picture. For a machine that looked for face-shaped objects between 5' & 6'6" from the floor in a highish trafficked area of a public place, you'd be surpried how much time they spent on automatic dicktection. Then again, maybe you wouldn't.

Comment on Wherein we have a gallery of dick pix by Zygo

Zygo — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 18:38:20 +0000

In reply to jwz. If they're linking them, as opposed to scraping them and hosting their own copies, I'd deploy a bait-and-switch honeypot. First 3 IP addresses get the real picture, everyone after that gets...uhhhh...oh, wait, there's literally nothing some people won't fap to. That's where the whole plan falls apart. Never mind.

Comment on Wherein we have a gallery of dick pix by kwk

kwk — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 11:34:09 +0000

In reply to tfb. Right-handed, but left-penised.

Comment on Wherein we have a gallery of dick pix by tfb

tfb — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 11:32:59 +0000

In reply to kwk. are you left-handed?

Comment on Wherein we have a gallery of dick pix by Olivier Galibert

Olivier Galibert — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 07:26:43 +0000

Everybody asking "Why didn't you just" should look at xkcd 1319 again. I'd be tempted to ask "Why did you?" though :-)